memes-r-memes:

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paqistan:

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

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hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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evilrick:

evilrick:

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

the gangs all here

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gayerluke:

wolfvalkyrie:

gayerluke:

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

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drovie:

afkland:

drovie:

drovie:

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

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faerieforests:

Fox cub by Missouri Botanical Garden

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